Saturday, April 1, 2017

The Messterpiece that is Godzilla vs. Destoroyah


The film which is to be the end of the 90's Versus series, aka Heisei series, so Hollywood could make the next Godzilla as a summer blockbuster. They decided to go all the way back the original to create a foe based on the one thing that killed him in the past the oxygen destroyer, and turning it into a new kaiju to kill Godzilla. The film ends up being a complete mess, full of half thought out ideas, and rush execution.


The movie starts with a big reveal.




G Force managed to get Godzilla to stay on Birth Island for a while with the young little Godzilla. They didn’t have anyone stationed on the island to keep an eye on things, just sending a helicopter to check on him from time to time I guess.



Godzilla shows up and attacks Hong Kong. Finally, Godzilla shows up someplace other than Japan or uninhabited island. Also, something is wrong with Godzilla, although that and the rampage pretty much goes unnoticed by the people of Hong Kong. 








The effects actually work well, if it isn’t for most of the traffic and people not seeming to react to the mass destruction going on.


Godzilla has turned into Burning Godzilla; his nuclear furnace is overloading. The look of Burning Godzilla is pretty well done, the smoke, the glowing orange, and Godzilla looks like he is in great pain, you get the fact that there is something very wrong.


Eventually he is going to go critical exploding, possibly igniting the entire atmosphere (Spoilers he doesn’t). While this is an interesting take, maybe this would have been a more interesting film with no opponent to face, just the humans trying to figure out how to save the world from Godzilla blowing up.




The cast of the movie is just around to explain what is going on to the viewers with technobabble. They pretty much stumble through the narrative only accomplishing things by accident.

The cast includes:

Miki Saegusa: Long running reoccurring character in every Heisei film since Godzilla Vs. Biollante (1989). She is worried about Godzilla Junior and losing her ESP. Helps lure Junior into a fight with Destoroyah. She also cries a lot when Junior dies temporally.




Professor Fukazawa: Returning from Godzilla Vs Mothra (1992), recruits Kenkichi and then stand around and look concerned.



Kenkichi Yamane: The grandson of Dr Kyohei Yamane from the original Godzilla (1954), he is a young smart kid that just there to explain about Burning Godzilla. He has a crush on Miki which is the only reason he joined G Force, and then has very few actual conversations with her. Wants a new Oxygen Destroyer to kill Godzilla, and then is happy Destoroyah shows up even through realistically he is a big threat then Godzilla ever was. 




Yujari Yamane: The granddaughter of Dr Kyohei Yamane, she is there to report on things. She introduces the audience to Dr. Ijuin, visits her aunt Emiko Yamane from the original Godzilla (1954), get menaced by a Destroyer so she can be rescued.




Dr. Kensaku Ijuin: Introduced as the Micro-Oxygen / Oxygen Destroyer expert, seems to have a thing for Yujari but pretty much just there to explain Destoroyah.


Meru Ozawa: Just wants to be a normal girl, report what the Americans are saying. Helps lure Junior into a fight with Destoroyah.


Commander Takaki Aso: A returning character since Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993). He is there to look worried that he can’t attack Godzilla.





Major Sho Kuroki: The Major was also in Godzilla Vs. Biollante (1989) as the pilot of the Super X II, but was played by a completely different actor. This time played by the actor that was in Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla II (1993) as the goofy pteranodon enthusiast Kazuma Aoki. He is there to fly around the Super X III, actually stops Burning Godzilla, then does not show up to fight Destoroyah or Godzilla again till the climax. 



The Super X III manages to stop burning Godzilla from exploding. However, G Force command seems to have forgotten all about the Super X III until it launches. Professor Fukazawa and Commander Aso are at G Center all worried because Godzilla is headed to a nuclear power plant and if they attack he could explode, destroying the world. Then they get news the Super X III is launching, and the Commander starts talking about all the cryolasers and cadmium missiles.



The Super X III is actually very effective at stopping Burning Godzilla, basically freezing him in two passes.





Turns out the Super X III cryo-weapons have actually helped, and Burning Godzilla is no longer going to explode.



Funny how they show the 6-hour time lapse with a simple wipe, they couldn’t put in a scene updating us on Destoroyah, or the characters making plans, or discoveries.



So, the Super X III has stopped Burning Godzilla from exploding, completely by accident. However, it is not all good news, seems Burning Godzilla internal temperature is still rising and now going to meltdown instead. When he does he will release a lot of radiation and possibly burrow to the center of the Earth (Spoilers he doesn’t).



At the same time, G Center is trying to deal with Burning Godzilla, Dr Ijuin and the JSDF is dealing with a new threat. Dr Ijuin is the world’s expert on micro oxygen, a discovery close to what Dr Serizawa was working on when he invented the oxygen destroyer. Which he used to kill the original Godzilla but destroyed all his notes and himself so it could never be used again.

When digging a tunnel under Tokyo bay, across the area where the oxygen destroyer was used to kill original Godzilla, and there are a lot of fossils, the tunnel mysteriously melts. Dr Ijuin takes some soil samples back to his lab, where there are signs of life and something escapes.



Later at an aquarium something attacks a bunch of fish leaving just bones.




This of course is the other kaiju Destoroyah from the title. Soon more show up causing destruction and the police bring in some SWAT straight out of Aliens with motion trackers and flamethrowers that look like smart guns.




At first the SWAT guys aren’t doing too good as the Juvenile Destoroyah bust through walls like Kamen Rider Black and gets the drop on them.




But once they bring out the flame throwers, rocket launchers, and grenades they start killing the Juvenile Destoroyah left and right.




Dr Ijuin, after taking time to help rescue Yujari from a Juvenile Destoroyah because everyone else leaves her there to be bait while they get to safety, figures out the cold will work just as well if not better against Destoroyah. The JSDF sends out a bunch of cryo tanks to the area to clean up the threat.




These are the same maser tanks from the previous Heisei films that use to fire lightning/laser blast, that now have cryolasers instead. This goes well until the Juvenile Destoroyah retreat, and then turn into the larger Aggregate Destoroyah form and the weapons have no effect anymore.




Destoroyah then changes again into a flying form and circles Tokyo where stuff seems to blow up underneath him a lot.



Do they send the Super X III to deal with this new threat? No that might actually be smart. Instead G Force comes up with a plan to lure Junior into combat with Destoroyah in the middle of Tokyo, the 3rd largest metropolitan area in the world with a population of nearly 17 million people. That way Burning Godzilla will follow Junior and Destoroyah will kill Burning Godzilla and end the threat of him melting down to the center of the Earth. What could go wrong?




(Spoilers it is not)


Conveniently Junior is close by Tokyo when Destoroyah is flying around. Junior is able to take out the flying Destoroyah.






Destoroyah changes back into the Aggregate form to fight Junior and gives him a few bumps. 




But in the end Junior is able to damage the Aggregate Destoroyah.



Then send him crashing into a building seeming to be defeated long before Burning Godzilla reaches Tokyo.
 


It takes Burning Godzilla a long time to meet up with Junior, it is completely dark by the time Burning Godzilla shows up. Here he is walking through Tokyo and cars are happy that there isn’t too much traffic on the road.



Of course, Destoroyah shows up bigger and uglier, kills Junior and fights Godzilla.



Destoroyah gives Burning Godzilla a few bumps even dragging him around the airport as people slowly board airplanes and they taxi for take-off.


Once Burning Godzilla gets tired of being pushed around he kicks Destoroyah ass.



Destoroyah breaks down into a bunch of Aggregate Destoroyah's and start to attack Godzilla.



But Burning Godzilla doesn’t even need his breath to deal with these Aggregate Destoroyah's, they start to fall apart just being tossed through the air.



And then a stop, drop and roll takes care of the rest.



Burning Godzilla goes to see Junior one last time, says his good bye and is ready to meltdown.



Then Destoroyah shows up again because he is game for a rematch.


Destoroyah does his tail drag again, his only attack that seems to work. But Godzilla is already melting down and unleashes a massive attack on Destoroyah.




Destoroyah realizes that attacking Burning Godzilla again was a mistake and tries to flee. However, the same cryo tanks that couldn’t harm him in his Aggregate form are back and now are able to take him down.



Destoroyah falls blows up and is never seen again, because the plot is done with him.



Fandom likes to talk about how Destoroyah was Godzilla’s toughest foe, but really, he gets his ass handed to him a lot. Humans dealt with the Juvenile Destoroyah pretty handily once they brought out the heavy weapons. The Aggregate and Flying Destoroyah are taken out by Junior. The final form of Destoroyah has size going for him but once Godzilla starts releasing his beam, Destoroyah starts to spurt green blood all over. That is the same beam that pretty much has no effect on the Super X III.


Finally Burning Godzilla reaches his meltdown temperature and starts to meltdown. The JSDF and Super X III turn their cryo-weapons on him and stop him from burrowing down to the center of the Earth.





It is a good thing Dr Ijuin called and told G Force to send Super X III and the cryo tanks, even though he never really talks to them about Burning Godzilla, he was always busy with the Destoroyah problem.



Even though Godzilla didn’t burrow towards the center of the Earth, it looks like Tokyo is going to be uninhabitable due to all the radiation. But then....



Junior absorbs all the radiation and becomes the new Godzilla, so by complete accident the world is saved again.




So, the humans accomplish everything by accident. The Super X III stopped Godzilla from blowing up, even though they had no idea it would happen. Godzilla took care of the Destoroyah threat even though their plan was to have it go the other way around. Junior absorbed the radiation so Tokyo is habitable, however everyone exposed before that probably received a lethal dose.


Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Shin Godzilla By The Numbers


Runtime

118 mins

Screen Time


In an interview VFX Supervisor Atsuki Sato stated there was 18:08 screen time for Godzilla.

Kotaku: “How much of the film is CG? I know lots of the military hardware was CG, which surprised me.”
Sato: “I don’t know the exact percentage, but Godzilla appears for 18 minutes and 8 seconds in this version. That’s 15% of the entire movie.”

That would put it 8th most screen time, between "Return of Godzilla" 1984 at 18:54 in 7th and "Godzilla Vs Biollante" 1989 at 16:48 in 9th.

In percent of film in would be 11th tied with "Ebirah, Horror of the Deep" aka "Godzilla Vs the Sea Monster" 1966 and "Godzilla Vs Mothra" 1992.

A video was posted of all Shin Godzilla footage which totaled 16:14, however the video was taken down by Toho. From the video I was able to take the time each stage of Godzilla was on screen. But until I am able to do my own calculations and capture the time of each appearance and total time.

Shin Godzilla     Screentime Precent
Stage 1 00:58 1%
Stage 2 01:54 2%
Stage 3 01:20 1%
Stage 4 12:02 10%
Total 16:14 14%

This time would put Shin Godzilla in 10th spot between "GMK: Giant Monster All Out Attack" 2002 at 16:40 in 9th and "Godzilla Vs Gigan" 1972 at 16:12 in 11th.

In percent of film it would be 13th tied with Son of Godzilla 1967, Godzilla Vs King Ghidorah 1991, Godzilla: Tokyo SOS 2003.


Budget


How much Shin Godzilla cost to make is still unknown. It has been reported to be 1.5 Billion Yen ($12.8 Million USD), but many believe that estimate to be a little low. An interview with Hideaki Anno stated the budget was less then one tenth a Hollywood movie. Another report put Shin Godzilla Break even 8 Billion Yen or $68.55 Million USD. But that is probably double


Box Office Performance 


Opening Weekend Japan ¥625 million 412K Tickets
US Gross 1.9 Million US
Worldwide Gross 77.9

Ticket Sold 5.6 Million Putting it currently at the number 4 spot over all surpassing all Heisei and Millennium films.

Japanse Reviews

Yahoo Japan 3.93 (out of 5)
Everyones Cinema Review  7.63 out of 10

US Reviews 

IMDB 7.3 out of 10
Rotten Tomatoes 87% Fresh





Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Toho’s (Non Godzilla) Tokusatsu Film Rankings 8/4/1994




1 Rodan (1956) 249
2 The Mysterians (1957) 168
3 Atragon (1963) 163
4 Mothra (1961) 154
5 War of the Gargantuas (1968) 137
6 Gorath (1962) 112
6 Frankenstein Conquers the World (1965) 112
8 Matango / Attack of the Mushroom People (1963) 93
9 King Kong Escapes (1967) 84
10 The Last War (1961) 72
11 The Human Vapor (1960) 70
11 Submersion of Japan (1973) 70
13 Varan the Unbelievable (1958) 66
14 Gunhed (1989) 54
15 Dogora (1964) 49
16 Princess from the Moon (1987) 36
17 Battle in Outer Space (1959) 31
17 The Three Treasures (1959) 31
19 Earthquake archipelago (1980) 27
19 Prophecies of Nostradamus / Last Days of Planet Earth  (1974) 27
19 Sayonara Jupiter (1984) 27
22 The War in Space (1977) 22
22 Shuto Shôshitsu  (1987) 22
24 The H-Man (1958) 16
24 Latitude Zero (1969) 16
26 Space Amoeba / Yog: Monster From Space (1970) 13
27 ESPY (1974) 4
27 Tokyo Bay burst into flames (1975) 4
29 Invisible Man (1954) 0
29 Half Human (1955) 0
29 The Legend of the White Serpent (1956) 0
29 The Secret of the Telegian (1960) 0








Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Film Ranking From Godzilla Magazine Vol 1 (1992) and Vol 6 (1995)



December 14, 1992 issue (100 Votes)

作品タイトル(製作年度) 平均点(5点満点)総得点
ゴジラ(1954 4.729 175
モスラ対ゴジラ(1964 4.236 161
キングコング対ゴジラ(1962 4.235 144
三大怪獣地球最大の決戦(1964 3.837 142
怪獣大戦争(1965 3.571 125
ゴジラの逆襲(1955 3.472 125
ゴジラ対ヘドラ(1971 3.285 115
ゴジラVSキングギドラ(1991) 3.125 100
ゴジラ・エビラ・モスラ 南海の大決闘(1966) 3.083 111
10 怪獣総進撃(1968 3.060 101
11 ゴジラVSビオランテ(1989 3.030 100
12 ゴジラ対メカゴジラ(1974 3.000 102
13 ゴジラ(1984 2.857 100
14 メカゴジラの逆襲(1975 2.718 87
15 怪獣島の決戦ゴジラの息子(1967 2.558 87
16 地球攻撃命令ゴジラ対ガイガン(1972 2.515 83
17 オール怪獣大進撃(1969 2.156 69

18 ゴジラ対メガロ(1973 1.903 59

Rank Movies Title (production year) Points (out of 5)
1 Godzilla (1954) 4.729
2 Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964) 4.236
3 King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962) 4.235
4 Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster (1964) 3.837
5 Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965) 3.571
6 Godzilla Raids Again (1955) 3.472
7 Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) 3.285
8 Godzilla VS King Ghidorah (1991) 3.125
9 Godzilla Vs the Sea Monster (1966) 3.083
10 Destroy All Monsters (1968) 3.060
11 Godzilla VS Biollante (1989) 3.030
12 Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974) 3.000
13 Godzilla (1984) 2.857
14 Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975) 2.718
15 Son of Godzilla  (1967) 2.558
16 Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972) 2.515
17 Godzilla’s Revenge / All Monster Attack (1969) 2.156
18 Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973) 1.903


August 29, 1995 issue (786 Votes)

作品タイトル(製作年度) 平均点(10点満点)
ゴジラ(1954 8.9073
ゴジラVSメカゴジラ(1993 8.3592
ゴジラVSビオランテ(1989 8.2601
キングコング対ゴジラ(1962 8.1931
ゴジラVSキングギドラ(1991 8.0523
モスラ対ゴジラ(1964 8.0458
ゴジラVSスペースゴジラ(1994 7.8067
三大怪獣地球最大の決戦(1964 7.7940
ゴジラVSモスラ(1992 7.3874
10 怪獣大戦争(1965 7.3383
11 怪獣総進撃(1968 7.2548
12 ゴジラ(1984 7.1060
13 ゴジラの逆襲(1955 6.7875
14 ゴジラ対メカゴジラ(1974 6.6484
15 ゴジラ対ヘドラ(1971 6.4469
16 メカゴジラの逆襲(1975 6.3295
17 ゴジラ・エビラ・モスラ 南海の大決闘(1966) 5.8517
18 地球攻撃命令ゴジラ対ガイガン(1972 5.8014
19 怪獣島の決戦ゴジラの息子(1967 5.6276
20 オール怪獣大進撃(1969 4.4729
21 ゴジラ対メガロ(1973 4.0397

Rank Movies Title (production year) Points (10 point scale)
1 Godzilla (1954) 8.9073
2 Godzilla VS Mechagodzilla (1993) 8.3592
3 Godzilla VS Biollante (1989) 8.2601
4 King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962) 8.1931
5 Godzilla VS King Ghidorah (1991) 8.0523
6 Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964) 8.0458
7 Godzilla VS Space Godzilla (1994) 7.8067
8 Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster (1964) 7.7940
9 Godzilla VS Mothra (1992) 7.3874
10 Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965) 7.3383
11 Destroy All Monsters (1968) 7.2548
12 Godzilla (1984) 7.1060
13 Godzilla Raids Again (1955) 6.7875
14 Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974) 6.6484
15 Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) 6.4469
16 Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975) 6.3295
17 Godzilla Vs the Sea Monster (1966) 5.8517
18 Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972) 5.8014
19 Son of Godzilla (1967) 5.6276
20 Godzilla’s Revenge / All Monster Attack (1969) 4.4729
21 Godzilla vs. Megalon (1973) 4.0397